The General Has Arrived!

Has your soup been sitting on the kitchen counter for 12 hours?  Have you had pancakes in the fridge since the weekend?  Are you in a diner where the fries are delicious but suspicious?  Trust General Germ's Magic Wand to defend you!

General Germ, a revolutionary new product from the laboratory of Dr. Olivia Gold, is a food probe designed to defend you against the germs that plague our food.  Simply touch the General to your food and watch the LCD display - green means "enjoy your meal," yellow means "watch out," and red means "RED ALERT!  This food is filthy!"

General Germ is so easy even a toddler can use it, and we promise you will not regret buying it.  Guaranteed effective at detecting germs, and guaranteed to make your life safer and better.